torsdag 25 februari 2010

Wanted: thief

I just came up with a great idea, perhaps a bit long-fetched but still amazing.
If you are a thief, that is. Which I'm not, but this great idea is too good to save for my imagination.
So here we go:
Put an ad out, pretending to be a company looking for holiday workers. Only the person you're "looking for to employ" is described as someone who's there for the experience more than the money, i.e. someone who got enough money to support themselves anyways (meaning: rich bitch!), but with this work experience could land proper great works later on. Think: investment broker, car salesman for Ferrari, etc.
Then, you do all phone interviews where you ask a little about the people, and you casually slide in on the subject on if they're planning any holidays for the summer, and if so: when? It's not an irrelevant questions, since it's important for the company to know so they can set the schedule according to this.
After they've replied and spilled their guts (here you need to be all friendly so they tell you a little more than they normally would, but they do cos they trust you and want the job!), you find out addresses and family name, possibly even income and you go rob their houses while their away. You already know their holiday plans, so no need for more planning.
All you need to is simply:
- put an ad out
- have a few (or as many as you like) phone interviews
- go robbing

 You could, if you want to be nice, or serious, or even might like to use the same company name next holiday season for similar ads / robbery, send out "sorry, but we've chosen to go with another person for the employment" - emails.

This is a great idea.
I should not be responsible if anyone does this!
Also I wouldn't advise anyone to tell exact dates and stuff for holiday plans, on first phone interviews. Perhaps not even the second interview, if this goes further.

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